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Matt Crabe Heaven's Favorite man.

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Posts tagged beer

Feb 6 '13
Nov 14 '12
Damn look how drunk I was! what was in that Larry Bird cup!

Damn look how drunk I was! what was in that Larry Bird cup!

Nov 6 '12
Only got five out before the toner quit on me, wheres the beer? Better yet wheres the tacos?

Only got five out before the toner quit on me, wheres the beer? Better yet wheres the tacos?

Aug 14 '12
Not only has he lost a boot, but also the ability to hold any malt liquor inside his beer gut. Next time he gets shot full of holes, the arrows will stay in, so when some bats come with some 40ozs, he can enjoy them.
Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

Not only has he lost a boot, but also the ability to hold any malt liquor inside his beer gut. Next time he gets shot full of holes, the arrows will stay in, so when some bats come with some 40ozs, he can enjoy them.

Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

Aug 14 '12
A wolf is resurrected, and is extremely thirsty after a long shitty dead period deep inside the earth. The energy of the ceremony has caused the coffin to become a flaming mess of stinking synthetic wood.
Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

A wolf is resurrected, and is extremely thirsty after a long shitty dead period deep inside the earth. The energy of the ceremony has caused the coffin to become a flaming mess of stinking synthetic wood.

Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

Aug 14 '12
A Jewish Hesher farts at approximately the right time to achieve maximum elevation.
Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

A Jewish Hesher farts at approximately the right time to achieve maximum elevation.

Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

Aug 14 '12
A drunken tiger slightly worried about a depleting beer quantity. His hopes and dreams may soon become shattered.
Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

A drunken tiger slightly worried about a depleting beer quantity. His hopes and dreams may soon become shattered.

Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

Aug 14 '12
A drunken god mourns the loss of humanity.
Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

A drunken god mourns the loss of humanity.

Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

Aug 14 '12
Dirt-bike gorilla with his fine woman, He has trained one of his brains to maintain her hair while he drives so she always looks perfect on arrival. In this instance however, her vanity has distracted her from the escaping Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

Dirt-bike gorilla with his fine woman, He has trained one of his brains to maintain her hair while he drives so she always looks perfect on arrival. In this instance however, her vanity has distracted her from the escaping Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Paintings from a few years ago made during the tattoo era. They are all of drunken beasts,  sorry for the crooked photos, they were shot by a drunken beast

Aug 9 '12
Hung Cel on Flickr.

Hung Cel on Flickr.